Friday, July 01, 2005

Paging Nate Berkus



I'm going to just go ahead and say it. Nate Berkus is sexyfuckablehot.

In a strange turn of events, I was at Best Buy on the Upper East Side with Natalie and Sam, buying an iPod Mini with them for our friend Zach who had his stolen on the subway last week. (Several friends pitched into the iPod Mini pool. Zach without his Mini is not a happy thing. The man lives, eats, breathes, and sleeps music.)

Anyway, while we were at Best Buy, Oprah was playing on the 60-inch plasma flat screens, and this guy named Nate Berkus was on doing (of course) decorating stuff. The thing is that he is hot, hot, hot. Normally guys all perfectly cleaned up like Nate wouldn't necessarily strike my fancy, but this fucker struck something in me. (Boyfriend, I still love you. Worrieth your head not.)

Sam explained to me that Nate's boyfriend (some chiseled Italian guy) died in the tsunami in December. That would suck beyond any measure of words to go on vacation with your guy in some exotic place and return home without him, losing him in a freak accident like that.

I hope there's not some rule about coveting a man that has lost his guy in the last six months, because if there is, I'm guilty of some of a crime.

Who knew Oprah had the hot guy hookup?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oprahs never been that good about the gay thing has she? name one time she did a show about something gay oriented. sure she does a lot of good, but why does she avoid the gay topics like the plague?

12:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh, and nate is hot. it's okay to say it. it would be fun to corrupt him a lil.

12:08 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nate seems sensible, likeable and in some strange way the boy-next-door sweetness about him makes him seem so obtainable. What a package! It's as if you were to meet him anywhere, anytime, you could hit him up for a cup of coffee and he's be up for it.

10:05 AM

 

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